What they’re up to these days in Palm Beach

Oh, those trendy people over in Palm Beach. What new and unusual activities will they think of to fill their empty hours now that the Madoff scandal is old news? Apparently, it’s… feral cats. Or, to be more precise, fighting over feral cats. You’d think that two groups that both claim to want to help the poor animals might be able to cooperate, wouldn’t you? Or, as with squabbling children, we could separate them: PB Cats, you take everything south of Royal Palm Way; Island Cats, you stay to the north. But no, we are going to settle this catfight in the good, old-fashioned, tried-and-true American Way: by going to court.

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