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Okay, today I am cheating. There–I’ve admitted it. If a person admits she is cheating, is it still cheating?

I am writing this post from Florida, where it has been unseasonably cold. It is still far less cold than the seasonable weather in New England, though, so I am not complaining. I’m actually quite cheerful about being here, where the days are bright enough for sunglasses, and the sun doesn’t set until about 5:30pm.

Here is a Florida picture (not Block Island!) from last Thursday at about 6pm. This picture was taken looking out over the intracoastal waterway from Lake Park, Florida.

Yes, the water really was that pink!

What they’re up to these days in Palm Beach

Oh, those trendy people over in Palm Beach. What new and unusual activities will they think of to fill their empty hours now that the Madoff scandal is old news? Apparently, it’s… feral cats. Or, to be more precise, fighting over feral cats. You’d think that two groups that both claim to want to help the poor animals might be able to cooperate, wouldn’t you? Or, as with squabbling children, we could separate them: PB Cats, you take everything south of Royal Palm Way; Island Cats, you stay to the north. But no, we are going to settle this catfight in the good, old-fashioned, tried-and-true American Way: by going to court.

Riviera Shores, Florida

You will not find Riviera Shores, Florida on any map. I know. I looked. But the place is there all the same. It must be real; there’s even a sign.

One has to wonder about this sign. Did the neighbors agree to it collectively, or is it the gift of one household to its community? Was it created in a spirit of neighborly love? Or resentment against the allegedly corrupt government of the City of Riviera Beach from which it cannot escape? Or in sheer whimsy?

There are other peculiar things about the community of Riviera Shores:

Directional signs are confusing. 

And residents have a noticeable proclivity toward imaginative mailboxes.

All images from Riviera Beach & Lake Park, Florida

No Parking

 Two signs in Lake Park, Florida, one above the other, are fastened to a signpost in the middle of a swale between the street and the sidewaik. “NO PARKING ANY TIME” declares the top sign. Below it, the second sign adds, “NO PARKING IN SWALE”.

From Riviera Beach & Lake Park, Florida

Were these signs posted by the town’s Department of Redundancy Department?

Given the opportunity, the clever (or perverse) reader could interpret these signs any of three ways:

  1. NO PARKING IN SWALE AT ANY TIME. WE JUST COULDN’T FIT THIS ALL IN ONE SIGN.
  2. IN GENERAL, NO PARKING AT ANY TIME ANYWHERE IN LAKE PARK. ESPECIALLY NOT HERE IN THE SWALE.
  3. NO PARKING AT ANY TIME. NOT EVEN IN THE SWALE, RIGHT HERE, WHERE THE SIGN IS POSTED! YOU BLOCKHEAD!

Personally, I’d bet on number 3. But it won’t help. Right in front of the sign, a truck is parked. In the swale.

From Riviera Beach & Lake Park, Florida

So who owns this truck, anyway? Yes, that’s right: the Town of Lake Park!

Neighboring Riviera Beach has a kinder, gentler approach to the problem of parking in swales. “Please,” they ask politely, “do not park on swales.”

From Riviera Beach & Lake Park, Florida

I wonder which is more effective.

Being where you are when you’re being there

The protagonist of many of my early fiction stories, a young man named Roderin, had the ability to Shift from one reality to another. I grew up wishing I had this talent. At heart, I didn’t want to have to inhabit the reality I was in – a characteristic that perhaps many readers (and writers) of fantasy stories share.

In the world of my bickering parents, I learned early and learned well how to get by while actually being there as little as possible. I read. When I ran out of horse stories in my branch library, I fled to the stars. When I ran out of astronomy books, I turned to fantasy and science fiction. I was light years away all the time. Alternative universes were even better.

My personal reality is a lot better now, and I don’t mind inhabiting it. Most of the time. But I can still walk down a path on a beautiful Florida campus, surrounded by grass and flowers, water vistas and gracious white buildings shining in the warm February sunshine, and feel within myself the potential to be someplace else.

Or at least, not to be here.

Not completely.

If I were Roderin, all it would take would be a focused act of will and an acceptance of a small wave of nausea that passes quickly enough. There’s always a price, after all. It’s not too bad as long as the price is not too steep.

But that’s the catch, isn’t it? For the possibility of what existence in what world in all of the heavens would I be willing to give up this world’s long-legged daughter for whose sake I am walking this campus path?

I guess I’m going to stay right here.