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Riviera Shores, Florida

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You will not find Riviera Shores, Florida on any map. I know. I looked. But the place is there all the same. It must be real; there’s even a sign.

One has to wonder about this sign. Did the neighbors agree to it collectively, or is it the gift of one household to its community? Was it created in a spirit of neighborly love? Or resentment against the allegedly corrupt government of the City of Riviera Beach from which it cannot escape? Or in sheer whimsy?

There are other peculiar things about the community of Riviera Shores:

Directional signs are confusing. 

And residents have a noticeable proclivity toward imaginative mailboxes.
All images from Riviera Beach & Lake Park, Florida

No Parking

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 Two signs in Lake Park, Florida, one above the other, are fastened to a signpost in the middle of a swale between the street and the sidewaik. “NO PARKING ANY TIME” declares the top sign. Below it, the second sign adds, “NO PARKING IN SWALE”.

From Riviera Beach & Lake Park, Florida

Were these signs posted by the town’s Department of Redundancy Department?

Given the opportunity, the clever (or perverse) reader could interpret these signs any of three ways:

  1. NO PARKING IN SWALE AT ANY TIME. WE JUST COULDN’T FIT THIS ALL IN ONE SIGN.
  2. IN GENERAL, NO PARKING AT ANY TIME ANYWHERE IN LAKE PARK. ESPECIALLY NOT HERE IN THE SWALE.
  3. NO PARKING AT ANY TIME. NOT EVEN IN THE SWALE, RIGHT HERE, WHERE THE SIGN IS POSTED! YOU BLOCKHEAD!

Personally, I’d bet on number 3. But it won’t help. Right in front of the sign, a truck is parked. In the swale.

From Riviera Beach & Lake Park, Florida

So who owns this truck, anyway? Yes, that’s right: the Town of Lake Park!

Neighboring Riviera Beach has a kinder, gentler approach to the problem of parking in swales. “Please,” they ask politely, “do not park on swales.”

From Riviera Beach & Lake Park, Florida

I wonder which is more effective.